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lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

(Source: oldmethrobblog)

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

pulpfanfiction:

little kid fucking dies

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

(Source: mycroftly)

tags: #vinny

at the very end of my about page i made a blacklist, if we are in a mutual please tag this stuff!

kirikiizan:

when u accidentally step on a warp panelimage

when it causes u to land in a monster houseimage

(Source: literally-a-skeleton)

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not 

boxheadedteratophile:

unforgiving

guys

coolator:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m deleting

There is truth to stereotypes, but this does not mean that somebody should feel pressured to follow one because it’s what society says they should do. A christian gay does not have to become agnostic. A femme does not have to become butch just to be seen as a lesbian (an issue known as Femme Invisibility). A masculine straight girl should not have to prove that she is straight by becoming feminine!

Stereotypes are not a tool for you to find out somebody’s sexuality or gender identity. 

(Source: today-is-joy)

tentakrule:

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(Source: tibets)

(Source: milkpunk)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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