occupiedmuslim:

A Muslim man could steal gum and the press would report it as an act of terrorism.

luigiman:

an-inanimate-object:

luigiman:

its called the xbox one because thats how many i’m not buying

Just wait till Call of Duty: Ghost or Halo 5 come out. You’ll definitely buy it.

hamburgay:

friendly reminder that every hair on your body is one gene mutation away from being made of finger nails

ive been starting to like cats a ton more recently (skyrim is helping with this oop i feel bad saying this)
i never had a cat as a kid, although i used to want one.  my parents always told me (as they were told by their parents) that cats were evil little animals 

the irony is my dad has three cats at his house now, but theyre all my stepmother’s

there area handful of cats i love and if every cat was as mellow as christina’s the world would be a better place

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

skyrimconfessions:

“I never enter ruins with Falmer, Chaurus, or Dwarven enemies. I’ve lost countless followers in those ruins, and I’m sure as hell not going in there alone.”

Skyrimconfessions

i want to get a new theme/change mine around to be skyrim related but

that would take effort

muertosiro:

Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI snail named SMOOVE MOVE

beefycurtains:

“wait til you see my dick”

(Source: koochie-q)

whorville:

Don’t cry me a river that’s stupid as hell, cry me a milkshake

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

(Source: theseawasred)

(Source: staywaiting)

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away