So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
i dont want to go to english class
haTE my teacher so much he is so miserable so he strives to make us miserable and i had a dream about him where he told us we didnt have to rewrite this one essay but then the next day he said they were due and no one did them bc he said they didnt count and he then called us worthless people who will amount to nothing and
i shit you no that dream was 200% accurate that is some shit he would pull he is a douche
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA